In this medium - drive era , our brain are forever bombarded with entropy . We actively search for factoids in books and on the Internet . We are surrounded by lily-white noise from televisions , radios , telephone and other technical school gadgets . With so much being hold at me at any given prison term , I feel like I could produce an Olympic event : information dodge . It would feature athletically challenged men and women performing sinful feats ; zipping , jumping , hurdling , peradventure even some martial liberal arts thrown in , all in an effort to void or destroy the unceasing stream of words being shot at them . ( If you ’ve ever catch the Matrix , conceive Neo under gunshot ! )
Today , feeling especially run out and weighed down with excess information and stimuli , I think we could practice a little jailbreak . Let ’s take a few minutes for some chuckles as I apportion a few OMG moments from life with boys . While I have accept great strides to sensor what I could , please remember I have all boys , and , well , what can I say ?
In the 18 age we have been parent , we have had many humiliating , hysterical , and unfeignedly OMG moments ! We have removed peas from noses , retrieve Legos in diapers , washed lipstick off the cat , been pooped on , urinate on , drawn and puked on . We can tell you every bambino hideout from the cabinets to the drier . We get laid how many clip you need to run a dish washer to get the piss smell out out and how long it takes from the moment your toddler poops on the porch to the here and now the andiron finds it and eats it . I am that mother you pass in the computer memory with a child dress in his super hero costume in mid - March , and chances are I was having one of those days and it was n’t deserving the fight ! And while we might not have enjoyed every moment as they happened , I can honestly say , looking back , it ’s amazing any of us ever survived !
